🌀 Chaos Gremlin Mystery Box

For cats who wake up and immediately choose nonsense.

Some cats are calm.
Some cats are polite.
Some cats lock eyes with you while knocking things off shelves and then sprint away like they’ve committed a crime.

If that’s your cat, this box is not optional.

The Chaos Gremlin Mystery Box is built for high-energy, low-regret cats who need stimulation, novelty, and somewhere to put their unhinged little gremlin energy. Everything inside is chosen to keep little paws busy, brains engaged, and destructive urges pointed away from your furniture. Or try, anyway.

Inside you’ll find...

• 1× higher-value treat pack
  The good quality stuff. Trust instantly restored.

• 3× lower-value treat packs
  Perfect for bribery, training, or crime prevention.

• 2× hand-picked toys
  Chaos-approved nonsense designed for general mayhem.

• 1× human-friendly surprise (for you)
  Yes. You get something too.
  You deserve compensation for living with a tiny unhinged house gremlin.

Total value of box contents: RRP £30+
No faff or fillers, just good stuff.  

The contents of each box changes on the 1st of every month.  
So you can order monthly and get a different box of wonder.  

Why it works

• Channels chaotic energy into play, not destruction

• Encourages hunting, chasing, kicking, and mental stimulation

• Reduces boredom-based crimes

• Entertains your cat. Amuses you.
  
  

Final verdict:
Curated chaos. Enrichment, weaponised.
Your cat needs it.